Hello there and welcome to "The Trussy Fantasy" Season 3, Episode 2 of the Strange Mole Show - 3th of October 2022.
Well, it's finally happened, the Worst PM England has ever known has finally gone and is replaced with someone, potentially even worse (so far, she's even more useless than we could imagine) We are trying to keep up with the Tory disasters, please bare with us.
Dizzy Lizzy, Dim Lizzeh, The Iron Liz, The Adulteress, Pork Markets, Cheese, "Keyev (ffs) to Carlisle" has got the top job, thanks to just 200k Conservative members, or however many voted for her and her backing from the ERG, backed by The Mercers and the Kochs.
It wasn't 70 million people, we didn't get to vote. Sovereignty my bum.
Everyone is telling us that we need to be in a Union. Mick Lynch says "Join a Union" Well, we were in a Union, the European Union. "Oh no, not That Union" says Mick. It's the only thing we disagree on, that I'm aware of. We MUST be in the EU, That is Our Union.
We Must Unite and Show everyone how much being a Member of a Strong Union Matters. We Want Our EU Membership Back and the Rich, Corrupt people that took it away need to be arrested and jailed.
See You in London for a Peaceful, Respectful and Fun March for Change. Stay Safe.