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The Strange Mole Show S5E1 - Back to Unreality

This satirical audio transcript from "The Strange Mole Show" employs surrealist sketch comedy to critique the contemporary political landscape of the United Kingdom and the United States. The narrative is structured as a series of absurdist vignettes, featuring caricatured versions of figures like Donald Trump, Liz Truss, and Nigel Farage, while utilizing a Harry Potter allegory to mock the perceived failures of Keir Starmer’s leadership. Central themes include the instability of global power, the corruption of the "billionaire class," and the lingering shadows of scandals like the Epstein list. Ultimately, the piece serves as a biting social commentary, using dark humor and parody songs to express a deep-seated populist frustration with institutional hypocrisy and the erosion of political accountability.
 
Transcript:
A year off from doing the Strange Mole Show and where are we? The Greens have just won Gorton and Denton. Maybe there's a bit of hope. Maybe the world is about to change for the better. We bring you this breaking news. Israel and America have bombed Iran. Oh, bollocks. The strange mole show. The strange mole show. pop baby. What the hell?
 
Mr. President, I need you to stop playing with the sliders on your toy tariff adjuster and come with me. Why? What's going on?
 
I need you to come with me to a secure location. We've had notice of a credible threat.
 
Who is it?
 
Reports are coming in that Bliss Trust is on her way and she wants to shake hands with you.
 
Jesus Christ. Get me out of here.
 
Ky Donald.
 
Oh my god.
 
S about the window. I don't know what's going on. on with your door people. But they said I didn't have the right credentials. Can you imagine? As if anyone needs qualifications and credentials anymore.
 
Listen, Liz, baby, it's great to see you and everything, but I got a lot going on right now. So many beautiful things. And I'm going to have to take a little rain check until
 
until you can find a new sunny hot spot. Liz. Honey, don't be like that.
 
Like what, Donald? I thought you liked my cheery disposition.
 
I just don't want you to go upsetting yourself again. Remember what the doctor said about getting all confused when you think about things too hard.
 
I get what doctors Donald,
 
this is nappy one requesting immediate backup. The shrew is Wild. I repeat, the shrew is wild. Ma'am, stand down.
 
Lizzy Sugar, calm down.
 
Where is my necklace, Donald?
 
I don't have it. I swear.
 
You can tell me now while you still have the faculties to read an auto quue. Or we can do a photo op and shake hands to celebrate. how you have so many former world leaders still like you. It's up to you, Donnie.
 
Please, no, not the handshake. I've got so much to live for.
 
Really?
 
Well, no. But there's still a few megamorons with some dollars I can squeeze.
 
The necklace, Donald.
 
I don't Don't have it. I never did. It was another bluff.
 
You son of a
 
Wait, wait. Steve has it.
 
Steve Bannon.
 
No, Steve Guttenberg. Of course, Steve Bannon. Now, please don't shake my hand. I can't go out like the queen.
 
All right, but this isn't over until I get what's mine, Donnie.
 
Sure. Sure. Whatever you need. baby.
 
And if I don't, the list you're going to be on is the obituary one. Are we clear?
 
Totally, Crystal. I'll make all the calls. So many beautiful calls to find out everything you need to know.
 
You'd better because the lady ain't for learning.
 
What?
 
Oh, and Donald.
 
Yes.
 
Don't forget to like and subscribe on my YouTube. YouTube channel. Till next time, the listister is leaving. Watcher. God damn it, that was a close one. Quick, let's bomb her ran and see if we can shut down the world's airspace so she can't come back. What the hell is going on? I was assured that when I opened this magical cabinet, I would have access to all the corridors of power. And now look where we are.
 
My Lord Bulga thought
 
that's not my title yet. I was hoping to retire into the role, but instead we are one year on from getting rid of that Tory fool Bumblebear, and I'm suddenly two Horcruxes. down out of nowhere.
 
Two Horlocks is down, Saki.
 
Yes, two. I can no longer hear the whispers of advice from the old dark lord that were hidden deep within Jeff Fiddler's diary. Now that everyone's sunk their teeth into it, it's ruined. And just last night, somebody cut their head off my beloved snake that was by my side.
 
Won't somebody think of the women and children?
 
That's the problem. Everybody will, and they'll see that We facilitated these spells of horror in human history, too.
 
Well, I'm sorry to report, but your NHS data eaters have been reporting attacks of green lightning strikes with people shouting, "I've had enough of this s***." Bloody hell, Wasel. Just watch where Yao's firing off shots at.
 
Enough. There is no time for fighting when we have these Harley Quinn plotters taking down our power bases. They just killed off Gorton and Denton.
 
This did all start to go wrong when you grasped hold of the deadly values. Yao now.
 
All right. I know that trying to throw a cloak of invisibility over the disabled and trans community caused a bit of a muggle. And perhaps snapping the elder bonds was a mistake.
 
Resurrecting saturity was always going to get you stoned.
 
Well, it was that or let in the demented. It's bad enough he's still hovering over Gaza looking for a job.
 
So, are we summoning all of your supporters for a counter attack? Reveal some scandalous secrets, Hogwarts and all.
 
Don't be absurd. I haven't any supporters left. Just a few patron asses to defend me. I shall have to lie low and hope I don't get scorched by an ally in an unexpected way. See you, Anna. Oh dear.
 
Next up on Radio Flawed, it's Poets's Corner with Spam Heirs. Scam. le abounds. Rumors persist. Who could be named in the full Epstein list? Excitement and interest for a gossipy twist. Such picadillo. Who could resist? Will there be royals, princes and kings? Political classes and celebrity rings. Corruption and crime in each institution. Powerful figures runchy. Prostitution. Media mogul maintain the illusion. Generations of suburuge lies and confusion. Page upon page of such sickening depravity. Everyone struggling with the size, the pure gravity of evil, its ability and widespread capacity. So how do we deal with truths we have learned? The tales of these women, those stories were burned. And when the stakes were so high, when blind eyes were turned, and no verdict of justice was ever returned. Public inquiry, public outrage. Don't let the billionaire class turn the page. Reject the old orders. Start a new age. And never rest up till they rot in a cage. Hello, Nigel Farage here, working hard from home in my beloved town of um where do I live this week? Ah, yes, Clton. Here with a special message for my old pal Steve from your old pal Jeffrey who's asked me to pass on his Best wishes from beyond the veil. Whoa. Beyond the veil. Oh, that sounds a bit, you know, nice. Wink wink. I hope this Jeffrey isn't a threat to women and children. Oh, Mr. Farage, you scared me. I did not know you were working from home today.
 
Ah, Wanita, I'm sorry if you were startled. I'm just doing a few recordings and I thought my wife had told you that I was here.
 
No, Mr. Ash, she not tell me nothing. I cannot understand her. I don't speak German.
 
Well, regardless of that, I do have a number of cameo videos to make here. So,
 
Oh, that is why you not have the trousers on. You're so naughty, Mr. Farage.
 
No, no, it's nothing like that. I just got up and was simply knocking out a few gems for my loyal followers to start the day.
 
Understands me, sir. Farage. You're an alien. Riser, but it's just for only fans. You are a giver.
 
Precisely. No, wait. It's not that at all.
 
Oh, you're on the take.
 
No.
 
Oh, it's a tough economy, Mr. Farage. We do what we can to pay the bills. Everyone needs a side hustle. Quanita runs evening rumba class.
 
I'm not sure that I can approve of provocative, exotic, foreign, non-Christian dancing. Oh, Mr. Farage. Roomba classes. I teach for boomers that are too lazy to read instructions or use the internet on how they use electronica. It pays for cruise three times a year. Hoovering up the profits. Eh.
 
Oh, see Mr. Farage. So, Juanita is very busy. Um, when can clean, please?
 
Well, I'm very busy, Wanita. Let's see. I've got wellw wishes for a pizza. A file press, a G. Maxwell, a Mandy Petlesson. Oh, I've also got to get through three H Shipman's, four J Saviles, and half a dozen Hugh Januses.
 
Oh dear.
 
Although I am flying out to my holiday home to see Donald this afternoon. I suppose I could rattle them off there.
 
Uh, will Mrs. Farage meet you there?
 
No, she's heading off to our second home in Germany to do some work from there. with the children.
 
Good gracious, no. They have homework to do in the countryside home.
 
Well, it seems like you never relax, Mr. Farage.
 
It may seem that way, but where you see sacrifice, I see advantage.
 
You You see benefit.
 
Exactly.
 
You You see benefit while you working from home.
 
I suppose you could say that.
 
Shall I come back later? It does go against my foreign workers return policy, but I suppose you should. We can't have any horrible messes building up and causing a stink in my own backyard, can we?
 
Oh, I'm sure you are squeaky clean, Mr. Farage.
 
Yes, of course.
 
As my grandmother used to say, the dust cannot settle if you sweep it away from from the carpet and not underlay.
 
Yes. Um, you haven't got any spaces in that room class later, have you? When I wake up, well, I know there's going to be there's going to be another pedo crime on view when it comes out. Yeah, I know there's going to be there's going to be be a man we all know. You know who. If they get dumb, I'm going to be surprised. I'm going to be the man who's just as shocked at it as you. And if love falters, hey, I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who calls out this taboo. But I would read the Epstein files and I would read three million more just to see the wealthy class was slow. across a courtroom floor when I'm reading. Yes, I know. I'm going to see I'm going to see the man who's working against you. And all the money flowing from the crimes they do. It all began when the UK left the EU. When I call When I Oh, I know they're going to flee. They're going to flee. The country vanish out the blue. And they might grow loud. Well, I know there's going to be there's going to be a crowd who hear the victim. It's true. Cuz I would read the Epstein files and I would read 3 million more just to see the wealthy class walk slow across the courtroom floor. Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. They done. They done. They done. They done. They done.
 
Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. Hang the bastards. They done. They done. They done. They done. They done. The Strange Mole Show is written by The Holy Mole and performed alongside Chris Doc Strange and Chrissy Greg. Additional musical material by Augusta Lees. Find back episodes at strange mole.co.uk. Oh, hello sir. Been on holiday in Cornwall. I go. Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have. I was I was visiting my friend Jethro. I forgot what I forgot while I went away. I've been spending time with him.
 
Knows how he speaks now.
 
You mean I don't normally speak like this? Yes, master.
 
No, master. Hello, sir. I can't not do it now.

The Pantsdemic - The Strange Mole Show Trainer for World War 3 - Season 5 Ep1

Brand New This satirical audio trailer utilizes a medical emergency metaphor to dramatize the return of a political podcaster who has been rendered catatonic by the "pantsdemic," a derogatory term for the chaotic aftermath of Brexit. The narrative follows a group of eccentric doctors attempting to resuscitate the protagonist, Mole, by shocking his system with an overwhelming influx of grim data, ranging from economic statistics to suppressed political scandals. This "treatment" serves as a biting critique of the overwhelming negative feedback loop in modern British politics, suggesting that the populace has become blinded and deafened by systemic failures and "dead cat" distractions. Ultimately, the source functions as a high-concept advertisement for the Strange Mole Show, framing the podcast’s revival as a mutated, rage-fueled response to a dystopian political landscape that demands a "clap back" against fascism.

The Disabled Directors Cut - The Strange Mole Show S04 E07

The Disabled Directors Cut - The Strange Mole Show S04 E07 27th March 2025
This episode brings you the long awaited "Disabled Directors Cut" and we follow the machinations of Professor Pavlov, Igor and the deranged Professor Schrodinger as they try to deal with the Labour Governments attack on the Disabled, Infirm and In need. 
 
Rachel Reeves has decided, rather than help those who need the most help by taxing the rich and giving corporations massive tax breaks... She thought F**k it, Let's Target the lazy buggers sitting around all day without their legs, mental conditions, terminal illness and feed them to the capitalist scrap heap.
We the Strange Mole Show and the People say NO MORE!
TAX THE MF RICH NOW
PROTEST By Leaving the Labour Party, Cancel your membership NOW and Join the Green Party. The ONLY Party that takes No Money or Gifts from Lobbyists, big fuel or pharma. They do want us back in the EU, they also want to SAVE THE PLANET. We can help them do it, for Our Sake.
Thanks for listening, enjoy our best show yet xx
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The Strange Mole Show is written by The Holy Mole and performed alongside Chris Doc Strange and Chrissy Grech. Additional musical material is provided by Augusta Lees
 
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Close Encounters of the Mole Kind - The Strange Mole Show S04E04 - 6th Feb 2025

Close Encounters of the Mole Kind - The Strange Mole Show S04E04 - 6th Feb 2025
With so many fluctuations in our timeline, the missing Fourth Episode Returns from deep within the space time continum.
The Strange Mole Show is written by The Holy Mole and performed alongside Chris Doc Strange and Chrissy Grech. Additional musical material is provided by Augusta Lees
 
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A Brexit Musk in the Air - S04E06 The Strange Mole Show - 21st November 2024

 
This satirical comedy podcast, "The Strange Mole Show," follows the misadventures of Igor and Professor Pavlov, a man who seems to always find himself in the middle of global political chaos. In this episode, Professor Pavlov grapples with the unexpected outcomes of the US election, suspecting foul play involving familiar figures from the Brexit saga. As he investigates, he uncovers a web of manipulation orchestrated by the cunning Professor Schrodinger and his AI-powered bots. With witty dialogue and humorous musical interludes, the show tackles complex political themes while providing a healthy dose of laughter.
The Strange Mole Show is written by The Holy Mole and performed alongside Chris Doc Strange and Chrissy Grech. Additional musical material is provided by Augusta Lees
 
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The Honest Hypnotist's Guide: Unveiling the Secrets of Stage Hypnosis

Ever wondered what really goes on during a stage hypnosis show? Join us as we dive into the fascinating world of stage hypnosis with insights from Chris Doc Strange's book, "A Strange Way to Stage Hypnosis, The Honest Hypnotist's Guide." Discover insider stories, surprising insights, and the truth behind the art of hypnosis from a seasoned performer.
Explore how Chris's journey from street performer to established hypnotist has shaped his unique approach to the craft. Learn about the psychological techniques he uses, the importance of self-belief, and the critical role of audience engagement. Hear about the challenges he's faced, including a dramatic incident involving a volunteer, and how it transformed his approach to safety and performance.
Dive into the complexities of stage hypnosis, from managing audience expectations to the power of suggestion. Uncover the secrets behind classic hypnosis tricks and the profound impact of being truly present and engaged in the moment. Chris Doc Strange's story is not just about hypnosis—it's a call to rediscover the magic and wonder in our everyday lives.
Whether you're a skeptic or a fan, this episode will change your perspective on stage hypnosis. Join us for an eye-opening exploration of the art and psychology behind this captivating form of entertainment.
 
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Magical Mastery: The Enchanting World of Chris P Tee Magician

In this episode, we delve into the captivating career of Chris P Tee, a comedy magician based in the UK. Chris is not just any magician; he's the UK Children's Entertainer of the Year and a member of the prestigious Magic Circle. We explore what sets him apart, from his meticulous attention to detail to his relatable and professional persona.
Chris's e-book, "Stress-Free Magic Party," serves as a comprehensive guide for busy parents looking to host the perfect children's party. Packed with practical advice, Chris offers peace of mind and a well-orchestrated event, down to the finest details like snack boxes and camera angles.
We also touch on his broader career, hinting at his work across the UK and even stage and TV appearances. Chris's authentic and humorous approach, coupled with testimonials from a diverse clientele, showcases his versatility and reliability.
Moreover, Chris's e-book includes a bonus chapter, "How to Become a Real Magician," offering genuine advice and life lessons. This chapter reflects his passion for his craft and his desire to inspire others. Chris P Tee not only creates magical moments but also subtly imparts valuable lessons on hard work, resilience, and the pursuit of dreams.

Royals and Raves - S04E05 The Strange Mole Show 27th September 2024

Royals and Raves - S04E05 The Strange Mole Show - 27th September 2024
In this riveting episode, the Prime Minister unveils his controversial plans for the government, sparking a whirlwind of reactions. Meanwhile, political machinations and public protests take center stage as the nation grapples with the aftermath of Brexit. The episode delves into the National March for Rejoin, a massive protest against the current administration's policies, and the ensuing media spin.
As tensions rise, the narrative shifts to personal confrontations within the political elite, featuring a heated exchange between the PM and his colleagues. The episode also introduces the "climate emergency heavy-handed metaphor hit man," adding a surreal twist to the ongoing environmental activism storyline.
Amidst the chaos, the show tackles pressing issues such as austerity, child poverty, and environmental degradation, all while maintaining a satirical edge. With its blend of humor, drama, and political commentary, this episode is a thought-provoking exploration of the UK's turbulent political landscape.
 
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Bonus Track - KeirJoke Rejoin - The Strange Mole Show

Bonus Track - KeirJoke Rejoin - The Strange Mole Show
*Warning* contains hard swears, NSFW or kids*A Political parody using "Kujo Beatdown" by Ren; presented with the Mole's usual lack of production values or rapping talentIf Ren has a problem with it, we will immediately remove it and apologize cos we don't need THAT fire!March for Rejoin - 28/09/24 - Parliament Square!
 
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The Disloyal Rumble - S4E3 of the Strange Mole Show

The Disloyal Rumble - The Strange Mole Show - Season 4 Episode 3 - 5th July 2024
It's Happened. We F**ked The Tories and they are finally TOAST!
Well done everyone.
Now we need to get the Fascists out.
Let's give Labour a chance to settle in then we need to get them to listen to us.
 
Rejoin EU!
 
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